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Sunday, March 04, 2007

dont get all jiggy with it


Wednesday, February 28, 2007

"innocent blood

innocent children

dont hurt them mama

they're just children

stop hitting them

stop making them bleed

stop drawing innocent blood

stop slapping innocent children

dont scream at them

dont throw things at them

leave them be mama

leave them be

innocent blood

innocent children

dont hurt the children

please spare the children

they feel pain like we do

dont make them hurt mama

i dont want them to hurt

make theyre pain go away

stop hurting them

when u hurt them you hurt me

innocent blood

innocent children

stop beating them

stop yelling at them

stop drinking mama

stop hitting

stop it

just stop

innocent blood and innocent children

stop hurting them

stop hurting me

stop it

just stop"

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY MY NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER, JAIME. HER MOM WAS MENTALLY ILL AND BEAT HER INFANT BROTHER TO DEATH. SHE HAS ANOTHER BROTHER TOO WHO IS SEVEN LIKE HER BUT HE'S OKAY. I JUST WANTED TO POST THIS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME REALLY SAD. PRAY FOR JAIME AND HER BROTHER JASON.


Saturday, February 24, 2007

Hello, Mr. Richardson. Do I know you? I thought I knew you from somewhere. Mr. Richardson is the principal at my school and he is quite a weirdo. Instead of giving kids he preaches to them about why we should all be good people and contribute to the world around us. He says we should think of things like detention, which all the other teachers give us, as training program for learning new behaviors rather than paying for past deeds. I think that is a load of crap. They don't teach you anything in detention except that you are being punished. They don't teach you to be a good person, they just tell you that you've been bad and not to do the crime if you can't do the time. What does that have to do with learning new behaviors? Nothing! Teachers just say things like that so they'll seem so nice and open-minded when really most of them aren't. Besides, I don't think behavior modification in detention would be all that effective at our school. Well, to be honest neither is detention. The troublemakers will get in trouble regardless of what you say to them in detention. That's my opinion. Leave comments.


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Ezekiel saw the wheel! We have to sing that in chorus at school but I don't know who this Ezekiel person is.


Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I met an opera singer from peru who thinks jean skirts are sexy. Her name was Leonaraja Chipodez Felipe but she prefers to be called Amelia Earheart since her second-cousin flew in a plane with a pilot named Amelia Jackson. What a coincidence, huh? Anyway, my mom wants to know if you happen to have a cup of sugar. She's baking some cookies but we are clean out of sugar. Oh, and she'd also like to know what happened to the tweezers, which I through out after removing a tick from Santa Claus's beard last Christams. I didn't tell her that though cuz she might think that's a little weird. Well, maybe it is a bit strange. Do they have ticks in the North Pole even? Oh well. So, Michael Jackson said he wants to join my super secretive all-girls friendship club. Actually, the club secret is that I'm the only girl in the club. Most of the members are 6-11-year-old boys from all around the world. One of my fave members is Ricky Romper, age ten, who used to  be a girl named Regina Romper but got a sex change. Don't tell Michael though cuz he isn't supposed to know that. So, today our club met in Czechoslovakia...or it might've been Japan. Who really cares? At today's meeting Michael asked out Ricky and let me tell you things got really hot! I'm not going to get into all the dirty details since that might upset some people. So, anyway, if you want to learn more about the dangers of toothpaste go to www.justscrewinwithya.com.

~theDogWhisperer



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